haave-you-met-ted:

do you think it goes through prince harry’s mind every single night that if he killed 4 people he could be king

dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

megachikorita:

there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club

tupacabra:

some people have that thing where they can make ugly faces and still look cute doing it. this is not one of the skills i possess

do-not-touch-my-food:

Deep Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie with Caramel

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh