kosukeueki:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced β€œjif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said β€œcan’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.