nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, β€˜this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

ihaveremade:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

dicksconnected:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

serpeterquill:

i say β€œfight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy