partybarackisinthehousetonight:

always practice safe sex!! until you have mastered it. then you are permitted to practice Danger Sex

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

hayleu:

Don’t fall in love with people like me. I will school you all day all night on the b-ball court. And when I dunk on you, you will finally understand why ball is life.

teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday